The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to like any show

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!