The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to drown on land.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to transform into yourself.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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the power to not finish your

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!