- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to see the past.

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to never finish your sentences because

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to die when you get old

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

the power to make food shrimp.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The Power to fart glitter

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

being allergic to dairy and soy

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

Pointless Super Powers