The ability to be raped.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to drown on land.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!