The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!