The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to like any show

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to die

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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the power to melt your bones

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!