boo

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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to poop a penny every year

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The power of christ ;)

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to waste money

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to murder rocks.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!