- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to itch your teeth

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

The power to take a crap.

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to draw a perfect circle.

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to control mealworms

The power to fart rainbows

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

Pointless Super Powers