The power to control mealworms

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to like any show

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!