- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to be french.

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

Pointless Super Powers