The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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the power to kill yourself

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!