The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to grab a cats face

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to be french.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!