- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not be color blind.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power of night-blindness.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

Pointless Super Powers