- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not be color blind.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to not exercise.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

Being alive (until you die).

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power of laser pointer vision.

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to die when you get scared.

The power to take edible shits.

The power to be a common person

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

The power to walk through air.

Pointless Super Powers