The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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the power of fart helium

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Delayed Reaction Man

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!