The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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swear words -jesse

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The ability to read your own mind

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!