The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to live.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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the power of fart helium

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!