- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

The power to be super jewish

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to turn any object into food

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to know where the beef is

The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

the power to see the present

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

the ability to type slower.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

Pointless Super Powers