- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to run Crysis.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The ability to die on command.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

the power to find children extremely attractive

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to shit out toilet paper.

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

Invisible handwriting.

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

Pointless Super Powers