The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!