The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!