- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to swim in water.

the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

boo

The ability to be raped.

The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

the power to dislike this power

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

kabloooeeey!!!

the power to not finish your

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

Pointless Super Powers