- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to die at any moment you want.

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

the power to find children extremely attractive

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

Pointless Super Powers