The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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to do nothing

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!