The power to push "pull" doors

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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Liam Brudenell

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!