- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to a nokia phone.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to die at any moment you want.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

the power to herd cats

The ability to change your weight

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to know where the beef is

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

Pointless Super Powers