- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to not be color blind.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to do something while you can play games.

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to not exercise.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power of night-blindness.

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to die at any moment you want.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

Pointless Super Powers