The power to know where the beef is

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the power to see the present

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!