The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!