- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to not have a brain!

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to smell water.

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

to be shitty

to die when you are happy

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

the ability to fart out of your nose

The power to volunteer as tribute.

Pointless Super Powers