The power to turn into a pebble

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The power of being pointless

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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Having the power to stand still

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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the power of fart helium

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!