The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to smell water.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to speak braille.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!