- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The Ability to shit studs once a week

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to die when you get scared.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The power to be super jewish

The power to turn any object into food

Pointless Super Powers