The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to be french.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!