The power to fly but only in your room

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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to die when you are happy

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The ability to read your own mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!