- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

the power to turn into amy rose

swear words -jesse

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The power to sleep for one thousand years

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to see white objects in off white.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to have a V8

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to become black!

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

Pointless Super Powers