The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

thumb_up thumb_down +127

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

thumb_up thumb_down +125

Having the power to stand still

thumb_up thumb_down +123

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

thumb_up thumb_down +123

the power of fart helium

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The power to be powerless.

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The power to not be color blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The Ability to shit studs once a week

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The power to only be able to eat poop

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The power of night-blindness.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to turn into a skittles bag

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

thumb_up thumb_down +93

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

thumb_up thumb_down +91

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!