The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The ability to die on command.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!