- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to fly but only in your room

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The ability to change your weight

The power to be stupid reading this.

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The power to know where the beef is

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

The power to walk through air.

The ability to turn wine into water...

Pointless Super Powers