The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to speak braille.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!