- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to have a V8

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

Acid tears.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

Pointless Super Powers