The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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the power to see the present

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!