- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to communicate with sperm.

the power to eat with your butt

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

Acid tears.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

the power to inhale and exhale air

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to jizz mango chutney

Invisible handwriting.

The power to suck your own dick

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

the power to see the present

Pointless Super Powers