- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

the power to see the present

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

The power to push "pull" doors

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

the power to turn into amy rose

Pointless Super Powers