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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The ability to hear fish.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!