- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to drown on land.

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to control mealworms

The ability to evolve into magickarp

Pointless Super Powers