- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

the power to not finish your

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to never finish your sentences because

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The power to die when you get old

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

the power to make food shrimp.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

Pointless Super Powers