- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

Being only half invisible.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to transform into yourself.

the power to not finish your

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The power to see the past.

Pointless Super Powers