The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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Feeling people's depression.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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the power to dislike this power

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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the power to itch your teeth

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Being only half invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!