The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!